That there Maserati

I don't really like fancy cars to be honest. I am lucky enough to have a car but it is not what current convention would call appealing. 

An artists impression of the artists car

An artists impression of the artists car

 It's not because fancy cars are expensive (undoubtedly they are); whatever you choose to spend your money on is fine.

This wheel costs more than my kidneys on the black market. 

This wheel costs more than my kidneys on the black market. 

It's not because I don't like the design; I appreciate the effort that has gone into making such a thing. The amount of hours refining concepts and testing ideas is impressive to say the least.

It took 8 hours to draw Ricks head.

It took 8 hours to draw Ricks head.

It's not even because we are expected to believe that a car like a Maserati confers some sort of magical super power on the owner; if you want to think that driving a flashy car makes you good then so be it. 

It is so fast. You will literally go really fast. 

It is so fast. You will literally go really fast. 

My friends. I don't like Fancy cars because they are very difficult to paint on. 

The initial concept involved a crayon and a multitude of tiny dicks

The initial concept involved a crayon and a multitude of tiny dicks